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15.06.2025 11:38

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Browns' quarterback competition is right where it's supposed to be | The Huddle - Cleveland Browns
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
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Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?