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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

15.06.2025 11:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So they tried

What are the potential economic consequences of the U.S. following Europe's lead on climate policies, as discussed in the article?

Unacceptable again!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way

Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Then came..

Why doesn't speeding significantly decrease one’s commute time? I've done a lot of road trips and driving and have experimented by increasing speed by 10–20%, but somehow this never equates to arriving 20% sooner, even on clear roads.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Just Forget it!

Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Browns' quarterback competition is right where it's supposed to be | The Huddle - Cleveland Browns

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

If we do not know the name of the father of a child, e.g. a foundling, an illegitimate, etc., then to whom should the bin or the binti of the child's name be applied?

Nuts and Butts

No go.

They put up a sign reading

I Had an Orgasm in the Most Embarrassing Place Possible. Now I’m Confused—and Curious. - Slate Magazine

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Did you ever receive genuine remarks from a medium regarding your deceased relative with information that the medium could never normally know?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

How would you define love?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Are there legal obligations to report the known whereabouts of a missing person that doesn’t want to be found?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?